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Have you ever been on a date so hilariously bad, that the only solution was to bury your head deep in the sand and pretend that the date never existed? Whether your first date was grim, cringe or downright creepy, Faded Spring wants to hear from you. I had controlling boyfriends, ones that used me to make themselves look better and the cheating exes. But still, the insecure part of me craved some male companionship and so bowing down to peer pressure, I created an online dating profile, alongside my other single friends.

While my friends went on date after date, I was picky and it took me a few months to even arrange a first date with someone. Eventually I found this attractive guy from Essex who I seemed to connect with and asked him out on a date. A few moments later, his comments about women and food were quickly forgotten as his tales about his friends and family had me in stitches and I began to feel more at ease.

Ladies let me tell you something, if a guy is boasting about the size of his dick then he either has a small wiener or thinks that his best chat up line is to think with his dick the entire time. Safe to say, I was growing less impressed by the minute. This guy was an absolute tool and my patience was wearing thin, especially since I was ready to launch myself into the kitchen and grab all the food they had I was that hungry.

I was wrong, oh so very wrong. I mean WTF is he on… crack?

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Okay, at 44, I’m an ever-so-slightly younger model, and have been following a faintly different path to find romance, but I do empathise with her disenchantment. It seems only yesterday that my cherished friend Michelle was sitting across a restaurant table from me, giving me the hard sell on internet. I’d had almost four years getting my head and heart back together after the end of my year marriage and Michelle – who was doing an incredible job of battling terminal cancer and was very much on borrowed time – was.

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God is a woman? But it’s not for the faint of heart. Jazz band, dating blues: Ian Coburn, says he didn’t generate much interest from the ladies in high school. He played in the jazz band back row, center but it didn’t help. As far as women were concerned, I might as well have changed my name from Ian to ‘Like a brother. While other kids were out partying and hooking up with the opposite sex in Thatcher Woods or Rehm Park, Coburn says he and his pals wore a groove in the sidewalk between Tasty Dog and the Lake Theatre, wondering why things weren’t happening for them.

But all that changed shortly after graduation when Coburn’s older sister, who’d gotten a job waiting tables at Wacko’s Comedy Club in Berwyn, suggested he take his wry sense of humor for a test drive in the spotlight. And so began a stand-up odyssey that would ultimately take Coburn through all of the states as well as most of Canada. Along the way, he’d meet a lot of interesting people and have a lot of enlightening experiences with women. After writing a number of well-received screenplays-two fetched him awards with the Hollywood Scriptwriting Institute and one is currently tied up in what he calls “development hell” with a big studio-Coburn soon found himself looking to fill the time gap with something else.

And a dating advice book seemed like a natural choice for his next endeavor. Friends had been bugging him for years about tackling the subject, Coburn says. Since his road adventures had bestowed him with such great insight into the exchange between men and women and given him so many great stories to tell, the self-described “fast writer” knew it wouldn’t take long to fill the book’s pages. Six months later three months of writing, three months of editing Coburn’s comical, yet practical guide to dating was ready for public consumption.

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Ever wonder what the dating scene is like for comedians? Think it’s easy? Sometimes, but other times comedians tend to draw the craziest people to them Comedian Ian Coburn relives his funniest dating misadventures with women as a touring comedian. After each story he offers up what he learned as advice to both sexes and provides examples of how he put it to good use in future situations. Has been 1 in humor in Canada, 1 in relationships in the U.

While I have had plenty of dating disasters, this was the first ‘real He sounds like a real character though.. god help the girl he ends up with!

That was how my two-year stint in online dating started. Let me tell you, it has been quite a ride. I guess somewhere around the tenth bizarre date, I decided to start chronicling these tales if for no other reason than to laugh hysterically at myself later on in life. And before you get too jealous, ladies, I can pretty much assure you that every single one of these men is still, well, single.

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